Speedy walks into my office, sees my face and asks, “Ano problema?”
Me: “Ang bagal ng internet. Namamatay-matay pa.”
Speedy: “Humahangin eh.”
Huh? I look at him.
Speedy (looking surprised that didn’t get it): “Third World. Pag humangin, mabagal internet. Paga umulan, mabagal internet. Pag kumidlat, mabagal internet. Pag lumindol, mas mabagal internet.”
Oh, right, I sometimes forget.